Originally published April 2nd, 2015
By Lady Lucky Charms
Once upon a time, long (lonnnng ago) — most likely in the 1970s — in a small, tucked- away farming and mining community on the Western Slope, a legendary plant called
Purple Paralyzer burst from the soil. Born of the genus cannabis, the mythical Paralyzer had intense, soporific powers, rendering even the biggest and burliest of man or woman senseless for hours. Before you go in search of this magical weed, read on …